Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day

February 14, 2015

Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day

Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day

Here are a few funny love poems that I hope will bring you a few smiles today:

1. Candy Love - Terra Mobley

    Fly away with me my dove

    To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow

    Lay under the milky way with me

    And let's gaze at the star burst together

    Just you and me, sweet bliss

    When the moon begins to eclipse we'll be in each others arms

    I never knew how much of a sweet tart you could be

    There are zero people like you

    Your my lifesaver in this unforgiving world

    I love all your little snickers

    And I feel safe when you wrap your butterfingers around me

    I want to share all of your kisses

    Now and later, always and forever

    You're all the payday I'll ever need

    I wouldn't trade you for 100 grand

    All because I love my sweet gummy bear

2.   Veggie Valentine - Author Unknown

    You may not "carrot" all for me

    The way I care for you.

    You may "turnip" your nose

    When I plead with you

    But if your "heart" should "beet" with mine

    Forever "lettuce" hope

    There is no reason in the world

    Why we two "Cantaloupe."

3. Veggie Valentine - Author Unknown

    You may not "carrot" all for me
    The way I care for you.
    You may "turnip" your nose
    When I plead with you
    But if your "heart" should "beet" with mine
    Forever "lettuce" hope
    There is no reason in the world
    Why we two "Cantaloupe."

4. Love Poem of The Jilted Grammarian

    Is her went?
    Am she gone?
    Did her leave I all alone?

    Oh, cruel fate
    To be so blind,
    To take she 'way
    And leave I 'hind.

    Darn she!
    Me hate she!
    Me wish her were died!
    To them is in love, may heart forbid
    That they be done like I been did!

5. Stuck On You - Kenneth J. Miller

    You're sucrose, you're glucose,
    You're fructose and more,
    From your head to your feet...
    Which are stuck to the floor.

    You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
    You're sweet English Toffee.
    If you spit in my cup,
    You'll just sweeten my coffee.

    I love you so much
    That I'm getting frenetic,
    But I can't even kiss you,
    'cause I'm diabetic.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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